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Brain eating bug.
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I for one welcome our single celled, pseudopodia-bearing overlords.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI'll tell you whats annoying. its the whole hypocrisy of the situation.
its ok for fishes to eat amoebas and for us to eat fish and chips. but as soon as the amoebas fight back, crawl into you lugs and start to eat your brain, its suddenly all wrong.
Its one law for the sentient multi-cellular advanced life forms and another for the single-celled bits of snot

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Most of our ancestors probably looked like that.Originally posted by Zippy View PostI for one welcome our single celled, pseudopodia-bearing overlords.
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Oh FFS. I'm supposed to be going there!!!Originally posted by zeitghostI thought it seemed familiar:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Baths_(Bath)
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You'll be ok. they go for the brainOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh FFS. I'm supposed to be going there!!!
just dont play with your prolapse when you are in the water, or the @rse-amoebas might home in on you
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ftfyOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostYou'll be ok. they go for the brain
just dont play with your prolapse when you are in the water, or AtW might home in on you
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They are hard to kill too, when living in the eye:Originally posted by zeitghostLovely.
Almost as lovely as having one's brain consumed by an amoeba.
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Or a hippo.Originally posted by AtW View PostIt's more likely that the croc gets you first
But where African water is concerned, Bilharzia isn't good for you either: Worms wriggling in your veins. You definitely don't fetch your own golf balls out of water hazards (that's what caddies are for).Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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