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It was 53 years ago today that a nuclear bomb was lost. Not that that will be the reason.
Now, is it me, or has this bomb been made to look like a cartoon willy?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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What is it good for?"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Arms dealersOriginally posted by Freamon View PostWhat is it good for?
Weapons manufacturers
Pensions (with large investments in weapons stock)
Population control (fear is always a good motivator)
and poetry
Coffee's for closersComment
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Seriously, if the balloon went up and you had to stay in a shelter for two or three weeks, the most important thing is water, several times what you think you'd need. Most people underestimate how hot and stuffy it would get from just from your own body heat, let alone possible fires outside.Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
Last post...going down to the cellar...all the air raid sirens are going off around town...Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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It was good for Thatcher, probably. Not so good for Tony Blair, who when you think about it, started twice as many wars as Hitler.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostArms dealers
Weapons manufacturers
Pensions (with large investments in weapons stock)
Population control (fear is always a good motivator)
and poetry
Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Hitler declared war on Russia, and declared war on the USA. (Although the Americans like to think it was them that declared war on Germany.)Originally posted by VectraMan View PostNot so good for Tony Blair, who when you think about it, started twice as many wars as Hitler.
Bliar's war was not legal.
Hitler never got to claim his pension.
Bliar is raking it in, tax-avoided, by being a peace envoy and consultant.
Bliar, the c**t, clearly won.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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