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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
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It was 53 years ago today that a nuclear bomb was lost. Not that that will be the reason.
Now, is it me, or has this bomb been made to look like a cartoon willy?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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What is it good for?"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Originally posted by Freamon View PostWhat is it good for?
Weapons manufacturers
Pensions (with large investments in weapons stock)
Population control (fear is always a good motivator)
and poetryCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
Last post...going down to the cellar...all the air raid sirens are going off around town...Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostArms dealers
Weapons manufacturers
Pensions (with large investments in weapons stock)
Population control (fear is always a good motivator)
and poetryWill work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostNot so good for Tony Blair, who when you think about it, started twice as many wars as Hitler.
Bliar's war was not legal.
Hitler never got to claim his pension.
Bliar is raking it in, tax-avoided, by being a peace envoy and consultant.
Bliar, the c**t, clearly won.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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