401

[MarillionFan]

The 401st thread that AtW has started on CUK

[wobbegong]

WTF is this SKA thing you're always bleating on about, anyway?

"Small Kitchen Appliances". AtW only has a small bedsit above a kebab shop in Brum, so all his gadgets have to be correspondingly minute.

[Tingles]

OK.

Number of times you've had friend requests turned down on Facebook.

Number of healthy sperm in your sample at the fertility clinic.

Number of hairs left on your head.

Number of failed contract applications you had before starting M12.

Number of squirrel faeces in your kitchen.

Number of times you recieved a smack on the bottom with a ruler after shouting 'Please sir may I have another'

The code on the first pair of jeans you bought in the West.

The total value of Majestic 12 in US Dollars.

(Close yet?)

I was somewhat amused by this post.

Excellent - carry on.


Tone

[Pondlife]

Number of times you've had to put 50p in the meter this month

Number of faulty harddrives sent back to WD

Number of steps from your parking space to your office

Number of pointless SKA news threads

Number of days since genuine SKA news

Number of times the M12 crawler has caused me to reboot my machine

Number of pron sites your crawler has vistited from my pc today

[AtW]

No, all wrong.

[DimPrawn]

Number of servers you now have running.
Total amount of RAM in you servers in GB.
Number of TB of storage you have.
Number of paying subscribers of some kind.
Number of CPU's in your server farm.


It's going to be some boring thing like this.

Not how much your bonus is in £K pounds this quarter that's for sure.

[Churchill]

No, all wrong.

Go on then.

Btw, there's a not so subtle difference between being a ***** and enigmatic.

[MarillionFan]

The number of times that girl at the Xmas party said 'No' to you when you asked her out for a drink before you got the message.

[MrRobin]

The number of hours AtW will make up wait until he reveals the answer

[PRC1964]

The number of tulips I don't I don't give about the answer to this.