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    #21
    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    One of my cats has taken to going downstairs and crapping by the pool room instead of using the litter tray like all the cats still do

    Is there anything you can spray that will put them off ?
    Shove a pool cue up the cats arse.

    Simples.
    Last edited by Churchill; 25 January 2011, 07:45.

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      #22
      It's not cat really, it belongs to this bird I share a house with, and as she's bonking mad killing her cat would not be a good plan
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #23


        "That'll teach the bastard not to empty my litter tray. Now where did I put those paving slabs?"
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #24
          Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
          It's not cat really, it belongs to this bird I share a house with, and as she's bonking mad killing her cat would not be a good plan
          Leave her and let Wilmslow have a stab. He's the local feline molester.

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            #25
            Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
            It's not cat really, it belongs to this bird I share a house with, and as she's bonking mad killing her cat would not be a good plan
            That's my favourite kind of "mad".
            The vegetarian option.

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              #26
              You are onto a loser, the back of our house is acres of trud-friendly woodland but the cats still insist in crapping in the conservatory and then pointing at the other one when asked who did it.

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                #27
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                ZeitMog (may she rest in peace) used to specialise in coming in, crapping in the litter tray, then going back out again.



                It was only mildly irritating.
                Mine do that
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