Scumbag Cyclists

[MarillionFan]

Not until I next visit your house.

Which one?

I think he means your mum.

Oh. Sorry were you showing off about houses.

 

[GillsMan]

You think that was bad. The train before mine was cancelled, so there were loads of proletariates standing and sitting in 1st class this morning so I couldn't get my seat. I had to wait two stops - yes, TWO stops, before all the proles sodded off at Gatwick Airport allowing me to finally sit in the first class carriage I had actually paid for (but I didn't get my normal seat). Disgrace.

 

[gingerjedi]

What is it with all these hoity toity types? Real contractors wouldn't waste money on a 1st class ticket, leave that for deluded self important permies who aren't paying for themselves.

 

[scooterscot]

A working one?

Ekk - got up at 9.20am this morning. Right oh back to the grind stone...

 

[kandr]

What is it with all these hoity toity types? Real contractors wouldn't waste money on a 1st class ticket, leave that for deluded self important permies who aren't paying for themselves.

Yeah what do you get a tulipty lamp, a plug point and a different coloured seat.

 

[xoggoth]

Don't go to London by train in rush hour so it's more those enthusiasts in their fancy gear and posh racing bikes that clog up small country roads in the summer that annoy me. Although practically everything annoys me these days.

 

[d000hg]

Agreed, I just know we are going to be the best of pals ....

Somehow I think I'm happier not being friends.

 

[sasguru]

So to summarise, some jumped up, pretentious oik with delusions of grandeur started a thread informing us how he was pissed off that he to walk past some bikes on his way to first class on a train?
Is he Wilmslow in disguise?

 

[d000hg]

Wilmslow can't afford 1st-class.

 

[kandr]

So to summarise, some jumped up, pretentious oik with delusions of grandeur started a thread informing us how he was pissed off that he to walk past some bikes on his way to first class on a train?
Is he Wilmslow in disguise?

No Wilmslow would have been on the left foot of one of the passengers.