Caption Competition

[Mich the Tester]

Spit or swallow?

 

[Pondlife]

Right lads, you push this thing up to the gates and ring the bell. Then later on, when they're all asleep, I'll jump out and surprise them.

 

[Scrag Meister]

"They'll never find me in here."

in the distance "Coming ready or not"

 

[Old Greg]

That's some wet norman you give there li'l fella.

 

[norrahe]

"It had been a good night out with the lads, but he couldn't quite get rid of that furry tongue"

 

[RichardCranium]

"Dentitht, my lithp ith getting worthe. I think there'th thomething wrong with my mouthe."

 

[RichardCranium]

"I'm sorry, Mr Herriot. I've looked everywhere but I still cannot find your rectal thermometer."

 

[RichardCranium]

"Pssst. Mole. Hey, Moley! Over here, it's Ratty. You haven't seen that feckwit, Mr Toad about have you? I'm trying to avoid him."

 

[DimPrawn]

Here pussy pussy pussy!

 

[RichardCranium]

Hey! Are you taking the Mickey?