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    #11
    Spit or swallow?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #12
      Right lads, you push this thing up to the gates and ring the bell. Then later on, when they're all asleep, I'll jump out and surprise them.

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        #13
        "They'll never find me in here."

        in the distance "Coming ready or not"
        Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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          #14
          Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
          That's some wet norman you give there li'l fella.

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            #15
            Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
            "It had been a good night out with the lads, but he couldn't quite get rid of that furry tongue"
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #16
              "Dentitht, my lithp ith getting worthe. I think there'th thomething wrong with my mouthe."
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #17
                "I'm sorry, Mr Herriot. I've looked everywhere but I still cannot find your rectal thermometer."
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #18
                  "Pssst. Mole. Hey, Moley! Over here, it's Ratty. You haven't seen that feckwit, Mr Toad about have you? I'm trying to avoid him."
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #19
                    Here pussy pussy pussy!

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                      #20
                      Hey! Are you taking the Mickey?
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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