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Right lads, you push this thing up to the gates and ring the bell. Then later on, when they're all asleep, I'll jump out and surprise them.Comment
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"They'll never find me in here."
in the distance "Coming ready or not"Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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"It had been a good night out with the lads, but he couldn't quite get rid of that furry tongue"Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
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"Dentitht, my lithp ith getting worthe. I think there'th thomething wrong with my mouthe."My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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"I'm sorry, Mr Herriot. I've looked everywhere but I still cannot find your rectal thermometer."My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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"Pssst. Mole. Hey, Moley! Over here, it's Ratty. You haven't seen that feckwit, Mr Toad about have you? I'm trying to avoid him."My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Hey! Are you taking the Mickey?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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