I've got manflu...

[DaveB]

Drugs and alchohol.

Specifically Ibruprofen and Paracetamol every 4 hours plus hot toddies of honey, lemon and scotch.

Drink plenty of water/tea/juice otherwise and sleep as much as you can.

 

[Mich the Tester]

Methamphetamine.

Alternatively, buy all the Lemsip they have at Boots, then ask your local chavs how to concentrate the stuff.

 

[cailin maith]

Jesus, Mary & Joseph...

Get some paracetamol down your neck, you will be grand.

Big girl!

 

[MarillionFan]

Borrow Suityou's teddy, head back to the barracks and ask the sarge to tuck you in and sing you a little song.

Rough tough ex-marine by arse!!!

 

[Pondlife]

Chicken broth with loads of chilli and ginger followed by an early night.

 

[SupremeSpod]

Borrow Suityou's teddy, head back to the barracks and ask the sarge to tuck you in and sing you a little song.

Rough tough ex-marine by arse!!!

I'll remember this when you need some sympathy you bastard!

 

[Boudica]

i have it too, i think i am giving myself brain damage by watching daytime tv

i feel like hell, haven't left the flat for four days

 

[suityou01]

Borrow Suityou's teddy, head back to the barracks and ask the sarge to tuck you in and sing you a little song.

Rough tough ex-marine by arse!!!

Did your missus not tell you, I wear pyjamas now.

 

[SupremeSpod]

i have it too, i think i am giving myself brain damage by watching daytime tv

i feel like hell, haven't left the flat for four days

Poor you. Unfortunately I'm not allowed to have time off as I've got my new PS3 to pay for when I come back from my holidays. That and the fact that I'm staying in Swindon which beats daytime tv when it comes to messing with your head...

 

[SupremeSpod]

Did your missus not tell you, I wear pyjamas now.

I think(hope to f**K) that he meant of the bear variety, not a piece of clothing...