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Move along Martin your puti skin is offputting. You're blocking my light.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Quality riposteOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostMove along Martin your puti skin is offputting. You're blocking my light.
So sad. On occasion you have had some retorts that were approaching mediocre. Do CUKers just burn out and fade away? You're about as funny as SAS, in fact he might be marginally more witty. (Which is not a complement in case you needed this spelling out)
Perhaps you should just close the lid on your laptop, finish off your babysham and fook off to bed.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I have been specifically asked by a number of posters to take it easy on you.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostQuality riposte
So sad. On occasion you have had some retorts that were approaching mediocre. Do CUKers just burn out and fade away? You're about as funny as SAS, in fact he might be marginally more witty. (Which is not a complement in case you needed this spelling out)
Perhaps you should just close the lid on your laptop, finish off your babysham and fook off to bed.
You're an unfortunate individual who wears his heart on his sleeve and believes that everything on the Internet is real and any criticism is personal. It obviously hits a chord when people challenge you. And so, knowing that you are a little unstable, I have toned it down. Be brave Internet warrior everyone loves you.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Bollocks.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI have been specifically asked by a number of posters to take it easy on you.
You're an unfortunate individual who wears his heart on his sleeve and believes that everything on the Internet is real and any criticism is personal. It obviously hits a chord when people challenge you. And so, knowing that you are a little unstable, I have toned it down. Be brave Internet warrior everyone loves you.
HTH
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Really? Not just me, but others as well.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBollocks.
HTH
CUK's worst kept secret.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Do you actually have anything to say?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostReally? Not just me, but others as well.
CUK's worst kept secret.
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DILIGAFOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostReally? Not just me, but others as well.
CUK's worst kept secret.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Adjust your seat Internet Warrior. The jokes on you and you don't even know it.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDILIGAF

What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Not according to the 5 PM's I just got wishing you would just fook off. Seems I have allies, especially when you're concerned.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAdjust your seat Internet Warrior. The jokes on you and you don't even know it.
Now quit while you're ahead, there's a good lad.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostNot according to the 5 PM's I just got wishing you would just fook off. Seems I have allies, especially when you're concerned.
Now quit while you're ahead, there's a good lad.

You saddo. Drewster was right.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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