Caption Competition

[SupremeSpod]

"My name is Threaded and I'm a born leader! I get 40 quid a week and all the pies I can eat! You can buy thousands of smarties for 40 quid!"

 

[NotAllThere]

How come I ended up without a gun?

 

[Moscow Mule]

As soon as I tazer this **** he's going to shoot himself in the head. WOOT!

 

[SupremeSpod]

"PC Roberts cursed the day his mother bought him his bright yellow gun, all the other boys just laughed at him."

 

[shaunbhoy]

22 years man and boy he had served as a RAF Copper, but never in that time had THEY seen fit to let him loose with a stapler!! Today's Police Force are just the best!!

 

[SupremeSpod]

"I'm out of Duracell!"

 

[Boudica]

I'm the admin on CUK and look what it's done to my face

 

[centurian]

"If you ask me for 'two references' one more time..."

 

[TimberWolf]

I've Just noticed that the hitherto sensible looking older guy in the background is sporting an awful "photo shop like" moustache.

 

[Drewster]

I've Just noticed that the hitherto sensible looking older guy in the background is sporting an awful "photo shop like" moustache.

You sir are a pillock!!! He is scratching his nose with his mate's Radio Ariel......

Bloody yoof of today need their bloody eyes testing <Tsk! Tsk!> what is the world coming to?