Absolute babe at work….

[doodab]

and, my wife doesn't wear her ring. Now before you think that she's chasing men at work...we work in the same damn office. And there are only two of us here.

Lots of women take their wedding rings off when they are doing the cleaning.

 

[shaunbhoy]

What is a good chat up line for a company colleague, but from another team?

With your track record, I'd go with something along the lines of "Hi there, can I just say that if you are ever tempted to end it all by jumping off a building, come and have a chat with me, and after that the prospect won't seem half as scary!"

HTH

 

[centurian]

First you need to find out if her boyfriend is a body builder or not.

Has just been released from Durham prison

 

[MarillionFan]

Lots of women take their wedding rings off when they are doing the cleaning.

Especially if the hubby was cheap and bought it from Argos!

 

[doodab]

Especially if the hubby was cheap and bought it from Argos!

Those kind rarely bother to clean.

 

[MarillionFan]

Those kind rarely bother to clean.

Well thats when you land up with a blackened and tarnished ring...... <insert gag here>

 

[shaunbhoy]

Well thats when you land up with a blackened and tarnished ring...... <insert gag here>

I thought that was after 9 pints of Guinness and a Vindaloo??

Your arse ends up looking like a burned-out firework!!

 

[Zippy]

Well thats when you land up with a blackened and tarnished ring...... <insert gag here>

Have you tried Brasso? <sigh>

 

[shaunbhoy]

Ask her if she knows how to interpret dreams......

..........or if she has a dog................or is a manic depressive..............or knows anything about brokering peace deals between warring factions. All these qualities would be useful in any future partner.

 

[lilelvis2000]

Lots of women take their wedding rings off when they are doing the cleaning.

I can't recall the last time she cleaned anything...but it has been over five years since she's worn it. She can't get it on anymore since childbirth.