Absolute babe at work….

[rsingh]

What is a good chat up line for a company colleague, but from another team?

You might want to check if she owns a bassett hound. Might as well clear that up at the offset.

 

[SupremeSpod]

Have you seen my sock collection? I call this one Churchill.

<tut><tut>

@Wilmslow!

You heartless bastard! What about your ex?

 

[doodab]

What is a good chat up line for a company colleague, but from another team?

We're going to the pub for lunch, would you like to join us? might be a good start, as long as when you say "we're" you don't mean "I'm".

Of course you do need to be going to the pub for lunch in order to avoid looking like an idiot.

 

[TheFaQQer]

Ask her out. If she turns suicidal then I think that helps to identify the root cause of your plastic friend's depression.

 

[Bunk]

Ask her out. If she turns suicidal then I think that helps to identify the root cause of your plastic friend's depression.

deflation

 

[fullyautomatix]

Wilm, you better stick to ugly birds mate. You got a better chance there.

 

[MarillionFan]

Wilm, you better stick to ugly birds mate. You got a better chance there.

FA knows what he's talking about. Have you seen his wife?

 

[xoggoth]

With your experience of hidden cameras I would be inclined to instal one of those tiny remote ones under her desk and admire her from afar.

 

[doodab]

With your experience of hidden cameras I would be inclined to install one of those tiny remote ones under her desk and admire her minge.

FTFY

 

[lilelvis2000]

First you need to find out if her boyfriend is a body builder or not.


and, my wife doesn't wear her ring. Now before you think that she's chasing men at work...we work in the same damn office. And there are only two of us here.