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He won't need to wear a carnation - http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/...50_468x635.jpg"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
but its not just the dressing gown.... the stilletos, knickers and bra just finish the picture..... unfortunatelyOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
I can just picture you in a dressing gown which belongs to Mrs EO, jumping around to Eye of the Tiger.Comment
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I raise your six pack with one barrel!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou wont be laughing when you see my rippling 6 pack and oiled biceps.
anyway, got to go
got 3 press ups and 6 ring-pulls in my regime tonight
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laugh on, hard manOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostI raise your six pack with one barrel!(\__/)
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Nope - I promise, I won't be laughingOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou wont be laughing when you see my rippling 6 pack and oiled biceps.
anyway, got to go
got 3 press ups and 6 ring-pulls in my regime tonight


Originally posted by Drewster View Postbut its not just the dressing gown.... the stilletos, knickers and bra just finish the picture..... unfortunately
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Rh you bringing wp?
Yowzer!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Is this another euphemism?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou wont be laughing when you see my rippling 6 pack and oiled biceps.
anyway, got to go
got 3 press ups and6 ring-pulls in my regime tonight
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it is a mesmerising cat.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwatch it funny face

Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I see we have a few more takers, which is nice, hopefully those on the maybe list will make on the night in question.
Just wondering if we can get some volunteers to turn up earlyish; say 5pm/5.30 to grab some tables, in order to book the room it would cost a bit, but by some getting there early we can nab a table or 3.
The upstairs normally has a few after work suitsfrom pwc, but most of them seem to be commuter types having a beer before their train at charing x and are usually out of the way after one pint.
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