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Naughty FemBot - behave or it's the kill switch option!Originally posted by Drewster View PostFTFFY
Fixed That Fix For You ;-)
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Errrrrrr FemBot? I thought a pre-req for your FemBots were that they were.......... Female!Originally posted by AtW View PostNaughty FemBot - behave or it's the kill switch option!
I am accused of many things... but Female ain't one...
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That can be arranged!Originally posted by Drewster View PostErrrrrrr FemBot? I thought a pre-req for your FemBots were that they were.......... Female!
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Eh? You can change me into a Female..... are you a surgeon?Originally posted by AtW View PostThat can be arranged!
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No, but a duty surgeon will login on later - nice knowing you!Originally posted by Drewster View PostEh? You can change me into a Female..... are you a surgeon?
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I sometimes wish I had the slightest clue what you were gibbering about............. although I understand that you sometimes wish you had the slightest clue what you were gibbering about.............Originally posted by AtW View PostNo, but a duty surgeon will login on later - nice knowing you!
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I'll use language of icons with you then:Originally posted by Drewster View PostI sometimes wish I had the slightest clue what you were gibbering about............. although I understand that you sometimes wish you had the slightest clue what you were gibbering about.............

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OK by me...Originally posted by AtW View PostI'll use language of icons with you then:

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I'd chat more but I've been asked to attend a pub quiz later - this crazy English thing when people are asked ridiculous questions, if it wasn't for the beer I'd go insane!Originally posted by Drewster View PostOK by me...

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