Lunchtime!

[gingerjedi]

Start it cooking, and forget about it, thus causing an impromptu fire drill, fire engines and all, when the building begins filling with smoke.

(as some careless mong did at my previous client site)

A contractor at an old client site did that, he put a sausage roll in a paper cup and cooked it on 900w for 10 minutes. I was amazed at how something so small could produce so much smoke, there must have been over 1,000 people stood in car park asking what had happened?

 

[hyperD]

Now what would Jamie Oliver do with a potato and a microwave...?

Open an overpriced restaurant and call the dish:

"Pan fried fillet of John Dory, Charlotte potatoes, mussels and rainbow chard in a crab brodo with bottarga di muggine"

and charge £25 for the privilege?