Chasing the Aurora

[HairyArsedBloke]

He really had a little wet patch in his bed about you churchy. I'd start locking the door at night mate, he's going to be on the receiving end of some hardcore training with bubba and his mates. Might give him the taste for the sausage.

Worked for me - I never looked back.

[PRC1964]

I feel used.

Can I sue him?

[Churchill]

I knew the guy was a cheese ages ago. People that keep going on about their horrific experiences in the forces have never been in the forces. It's amazing how little people want to talk about the really bad stuff unless it's looking down an empty gin bottle.

Every third post of his seemed to be going on about his previous Army 'experiences' and how Churchill would confirm it when he logs on.

He really had a little wet patch in his bed about you churchy. I'd start locking the door at night mate, he's going to be on the receiving end of some hardcore training with bubba and his mates. Might give him the taste for the sausage.

He did spend time in the Gulf.

The experiences that he mentioned I can confirm. With regards to him having a wetspot for me, it's not me that I'm worried about.

[NickFitz]

I'm a little worried about this guy now, I think he may have partially based his latest creation on me.

You flatter yourself

[alreadypacked]

You flatter yourself

Who else will

[AtW]

Who else will

The One Who Cannot Be Named...

[minestrone]

it's not me that I'm worried about.

I thought you hated Bagpuss.

[Churchill]

I thought you hated Bagpuss.

Hate? I don't even know him.

[DS23]

isn't he on first base?

[Bunk]

I thought this was quite funny yesterday until I looked through some of his old posts. With hindsight it all seems quite sad now.

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