Sticking with crap tv shows
I had the misfortune to catch some of the new saturday tea time bbc hit Hole in the Wall (or whatever it was called)
Did anyone else catch it? the basic premise being that a wall with various shaped holes in it moves towards the 'contestants' who must contort the bodies into the required shape to not get pushed into the water by the wall.
All the contestants are dressed in skin tight spangly suits and none of them should be.
Also, given the premise of the game, the team with the 18 stone woman will probably lose.
This is tv at is most basic.
I want a refund.

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