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Humph :-(

Where are you?

PS To those who don't like London, stay away. Simples.
Just quit whinging like the soft Northern tulipes youse are :wink

Riverside West, apartments beside Wandsworth Bridge.
 
Where are you?

PS To those who don't like London, stay away. Simples.
Just quit whinging like the soft Northern tulipes youse are :wink

So what do you love about london? There`s tooooooo many people, likewise for cars, a lot of people look dirty and scruffy, the place is dirty. You ride the tube and there is scientific evidence to claim the average seat has every possibly bodily fluid on it, so you end up sitting where someone has sp***ed up, pi&&ed themselves or had the squirts. You go somewhere and everyone else seems to be there. Sure there`s much to do but it`s a place full of sheep who have flocked there. I mean the quality of life is relatively poor. Rats, polution, gordon brown. What about crime.
Then again it could grow on you I suppose :suicide:
Good place to live if this super duper killer virus ever appears.....and you`re suicidal
 
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So what do you love about london? There`s tooooooo many people, likewise for cars, a lot of people look dirty and scruffy, the place is dirty. You ride the tube and there is scientific evidence to claim the average seat has every possibly bodily fluid on it, so you end up sitting where someone has sp***ed up, pi&&ed themselves or had the squirts. You go somewhere and everyone else seems to be there. Sure there`s much to do but it`s a place full of sheep who have flocked there. I mean the quality of life is relatively poor. Rats, polution, gordon brown. What about crime.
Then again it could grow on you I suppose :suicide:

Gordon Brown is only prime minister of London? Well, that's ok then, at least he hasn't flipped up the rest of the country. Oh wait...
 
So what do you love about london? There`s tooooooo many people, likewise for cars, a lot of people look dirty and scruffy, the place is dirty. You ride the tube and there is scientific evidence to claim the average seat has every possibly bodily fluid on it, so you end up sitting where someone has sp***ed up, pi&&ed themselves or had the squirts. You go somewhere and everyone else seems to be there. Sure there`s much to do but it`s a place full of sheep who have flocked there. I mean the quality of life is relatively poor. Rats, polution, gordon brown. What about crime.
Then again it could grow on you I suppose :suicide:
Good place to live if this super duper killer virus ever appears.....and you`re suicidal

we diddn't ask for a profile of all of UK :ohwell
 
So what do you love about london? There`s tooooooo many people, likewise for cars, a lot of people look dirty and scruffy, the place is dirty. You ride the tube and there is scientific evidence to claim the average seat has every possibly bodily fluid on it, so you end up sitting where someone has sp***ed up, pi&&ed themselves or had the squirts. You go somewhere and everyone else seems to be there. Sure there`s much to do but it`s a place full of sheep who have flocked there. I mean the quality of life is relatively poor. Rats, polution, gordon brown. What about crime.
Then again it could grow on you I suppose :suicide:
Good place to live if this super duper killer virus ever appears.....and you`re suicidal

Not the sharpest tool in the box, are you?

Which part of London are you talking about? :laugh

Richmond, Chelsea, Wandsworth, Hackney, Tower Hamlets, Tooting Clapham, Tottenham, Thamesmead, Rotherhithe, Ealing, Harrow, Wembley etc etc etc etc ? Eh? Which one - they're all different. Cretin.
 
I liked Ealing very much. The Green, Walpole Park, lovely!

The outer edges of Hanwell can be almost like living in the countryside - until you stray too far West and get to the shyt pit that is Southhall.
 
Not the sharpest tool in the box, are you?

Which part of London are you talking about? :laugh

Richmond, Chelsea, Wandsworth, Hackney, Tower Hamlets, Tooting Clapham, Tottenham, Thamesmead, Rotherhithe, Ealing, Harrow, Wembley etc etc etc etc ? Eh? Which one - they're all different. Cretin.

My answer is all of the above
Dunno, many consider me quite sharp. Somebody on the tinternet defending the hell hole town they live in might not :tongue I can always predict when someone`s gonna get personal especially a londoner :)
 
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I like London in small doses, wouldn't want to live there full time though, far too overcrowded and the really bad areas are pretty close to the good ones. Outside of London you can steer clear of the sh1tholes. I still remember a school Humanities lesson where we studied the squalid deprivation of the inner city London, and how only the poor couldn't afford to leave but were desperate to. How times have changed in the last few decades, now we have middle class professionals on this site defending their decision to live there.
 
My answer is all of the above
Dunno, many consider me quite sharp. Somebody on the tinternet defending the hell hole town they live in might not :tongue I can always predict when someone`s gonna get personal especially a londoner :)

I lived in London for 20 years in various places(North,South and East) and suffered the usual multiple burgalries (once while we were asleep in the house), attempted assaults by psycho bored youths(no provocation), really crap schools etc. However I had some great times, great parties, great friends, great jobs. But there does come a time as you get a bit older when the violence, the rudeness, the dirt, the overpopulation, the traffic and the schools make you want to leave.
 

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