Sufficiently cheap you won't care when you realise it has been stolen / does not function well in 18" of wet mud / decide not to sleep.
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Its August in the UK FFS not Finland in January ...you big poof.
Last time I went one of my mates slept in a bin liner as he'd forgotten to pack his, just buy the cheapest as you'll pass out before you get in anyway.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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More importantly, get a lilo or someting to go under it. Otherwise you'll be as stiff as a board afterwards.'elf and safety guruComment
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Or sleep on top of a fat woman.Originally posted by thelace View PostMore importantly, get a lilo or someting to go under it. Otherwise you'll be as stiff as a board afterwards.Comment
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Anywhere in mid Sussex? We have a whole box of the things in the attic you could have. They do smell of old ladies though.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Get yourself a single blow-up mattress and pump from Tesco. Well worth the investment as a sleeping bag can be very uncomfortable on hard ground.
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There's nothing wrong with fat chicks, they're not as picky and they try harderOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostOr sleep on top of a fat woman.
That's my un-PC post of the day!'elf and safety guruComment
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Or a blow up women.
Well, somebody was going to mention it. I got in first. Yeh.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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