Sleeping bag

[RichardCranium]

Sufficiently cheap you won't care when you realise it has been stolen / does not function well in 18" of wet mud / decide not to sleep.

 

[Moscow Mule]

Don't spend any more than this.

You'll sleep/shag better on one of these.

 

[crack_ho]

Sleeping Bag Suit

 

[gingerjedi]

Its August in the UK FFS not Finland in January ...you big poof.

Last time I went one of my mates slept in a bin liner as he'd forgotten to pack his, just buy the cheapest as you'll pass out before you get in anyway.

 

[thelace]

More importantly, get a lilo or someting to go under it. Otherwise you'll be as stiff as a board afterwards.

 

[DimPrawn]

More importantly, get a lilo or someting to go under it. Otherwise you'll be as stiff as a board afterwards.

Or sleep on top of a fat woman.

 

[xoggoth]

Anywhere in mid Sussex? We have a whole box of the things in the attic you could have. They do smell of old ladies though.

 

[Cyberman]

Get yourself a single blow-up mattress and pump from Tesco. Well worth the investment as a sleeping bag can be very uncomfortable on hard ground.

 

[thelace]

Or sleep on top of a fat woman.

There's nothing wrong with fat chicks, they're not as picky and they try harder


That's my un-PC post of the day!

 

[xoggoth]

Or a blow up women.

Well, somebody was going to mention it. I got in first. Yeh.