I'm packing..

[RichardCranium]

no shoes
5 undies
5 socks
2 spare bottoms
5 tops
sissors
corkscrew
gobbling rods

Do you only have one leg?

(And do I want to know what "gobbling rods" are?"

 

[EternalOptimist]

Do you only have one leg?

(And do I want to know what "gobbling rods" are?"

now you know I meant 5 prs.

knife fork and spoon.

SIR!!

 

[Menelaus]

now you know I meant 5 prs.

knife fork and spoon.

SIR!!

KFS? You're dead posh you are.

Y'need to get yourself a racing spoon

 

[EternalOptimist]

KFS? You're dead posh you are.

Y'need to get yourself a racing spoon

will do Andy.

 

[Menelaus]

will do Andy.

McNab?

I sh!t higher than AMcN.

 

[EternalOptimist]

The missus used to laugh and say that going on hols with me was like going on military manouvres. Then she saw all the advantages of travelling light and she bought into it.

Last year we went to oz for four weeks and her bag was actually lighter than mine, about 7kg. Impressive bird my missus

 

[Menelaus]

The missus used to laugh and say that going on hols with me was like going on military manouvres. Then she saw all the advantages of travelling light and she bought into it.

Last year we went to oz for four weeks and her bag was actually lighter than mine, about 7kg. Impressive bird my missus

4 weeks in 7kg - excellent

 

[EternalOptimist]

4 weeks in 7kg - excellent

mind you, she made me take the rabbit.

 

[Menelaus]

mind you, she made me take the rabbit.

Didn't the poor bunny have to go into quarantine?

 

[EternalOptimist]

Didn't the poor bunny have to go into quarantine?

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