When you think of it, all of these sports that the southern hemisphere colonials have taken to so gleefully were just pastimes bequeathed to them by the motherland anyway. I doubt they had the gumption to invent games of their own that did not involve barking at the moon or disembowelling wild animals. Desperate attempts to win some form of acceptance by those of us blessed with being born in these sceptred islands is what it boils down to.

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