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    #31
    Bloody Hell

    This ugly munter I was shagging on the side has just told me she's up the duff, but luckily she'll tell her boyfriend that it's his. Apparently he sells tat out of his shops in between contracting. Phew! Close call or what?

    Seriously though, congrats ....
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #32
      LOL.

      MF - Get a one of these quick!

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        #33
        Congratulations. Do you want to buy a Cot Bed by the way? Or a push chair or high chair.....

        Remember it is the childless who'll die unloved and lonely!
        Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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          #34
          That's so right. Not to mention they make your wife's fanny like Wooky Hole. I have never touched the sides since.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #35
            Originally posted by Alf W
            Congratulations. Do you want to buy a Cot Bed by the way? Or a push chair or high chair.....

            Remember it is the childless who'll die unloved and lonely!
            And those with children will die in an old folks home 300 miles from their children whilst being physically and mentally abused by east European slave "carers", whilst their children fight over who gets their house and worldly belongings.

            Which was nice.

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              #36
              congrats MF

              you can start prepariing now

              DONT EVER GO TO SLEEP AGAIN
              Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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                #37
                Originally posted by DimPrawn
                MF - Get a one of these quick!
                A little premature I think DP. MF's got another 9 gut-renching months before he'll be able to do the buccal swab...

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