Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[wobbegong]

Congratulations MF!

It's not that bad, if it were, no-one would have more than one!

 

[BlasterBates]

Thank f**k..I am so lucky !

...

hmm we'll discuss this again in five years...

 

[boredsenseless]

Obviously her parents will sit you down soon and suggest that maybe its time you got a real job with a salary, office and cr@p promotion prospects now you've got responsibilities...

I'll give it 4 weeks before that or similar comes from their mouths

 

[Joe Black]

Perhaps MF should have read his girlfriends t-shirt a little more closely...

 

[Lucifer Box]

Mrs Lucifer droned on for years about how happy and complete her life would be if only she had children and that not having any was making her so depressed. I haven't noticed any difference now that there's one on the way and I'm sure that is unlikely to change for at least another 18 years.

 

[mcquiggd]

I just thought id take the opportunity to mention I managed to make up with the 22 year old student nurse I was briefly dating (shes 23 on Sunday, im 37 in April).

All it took was an Ipod Nano filled with songs we'd listened to while on a date in an upmarket restaurant, sent round by taxi with a hand made card.



If only I was this good at coding.....

 

[malvolio]

Hey come on - it's only the first 18 years are the worst bit, after that it gets easier: unless they don't leave home of course...

 

[KpMrJ]

Ain't no jaffa then !

Ain't no jaffa then !

Congrats on the news, all the best to you and gf.

J out

 

[Lucifer Box]

Oh they will be leaving home. I'll be taking a leaf out of the dad of my aunt's ex-husband - when he was 18 he was given £50 and told to fook off.

 

[The Lone Gunman]