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    #21
    Venereal disease?
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #22
      W is for .... David Contractor Jnr
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #23
        Y is for Yellow-bellied Marmot... aahhh...

        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #24
          Z is for well ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz.............this board really.
          SA says;
          Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

          I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

          n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          (whatever these are)

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            #25
            Originally posted by Mordac
            Venereal diseases?
            OK then...............

            Antertior uveitis
            Ballanital chancroids
            diplococcal cephalitis
            Epididimitis
            Dhobi's itch
            Gonorrhea
            Gonoccocal urethritis
            Herpes
            interstitial keratitis
            Meningomyelitis
            Monilial infections
            NSU
            Penile warts
            Syphilitic choroiditis
            Syphilitic sores
            Scrumpox
            Scrotal pustules
            streptococcal ballinitis
            Trichovaginitis

            Courtesy of Monty Python.
            I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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              #26
              Originally posted by Clownio
              OK then...............

              Antertior uveitis
              Ballanital chancroids
              diplococcal cephalitis
              Epididimitis
              Dhobi's itch
              Gonorrhea
              Gonoccocal urethritis
              Herpes
              interstitial keratitis
              Meningomyelitis
              Monilial infections
              NSU
              Penile warts
              Syphilitic choroiditis
              Syphilitic sores
              Scrumpox
              Scrotal pustules
              streptococcal ballinitis
              Trichovaginitis

              Courtesy of Monty Python.


              And now I hope your contacting everyone you slept with?

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                #27
                Urethritis
                Vaginal thrush
                ******'s wrist

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by wendigo100
                  Urethritis
                  Vaginal thrush
                  ******'s wrist

                  I believe you may be "Involved" with Clownio.
                  You certainly have the correct rash

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Fortune Green
                    X is for Xena.....

                    Hey, you leave the Xena themed x's to me!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Xena
                      Hey, you leave the Xena themed x's to me!
                      Oh no, all the 'x' names are popping out of the woodwork again.

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