Venereal disease?
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OK then...............Originally posted by MordacVenereal diseases?
Antertior uveitis
Ballanital chancroids
diplococcal cephalitis
Epididimitis
Dhobi's itch
Gonorrhea
Gonoccocal urethritis
Herpes
interstitial keratitis
Meningomyelitis
Monilial infections
NSU
Penile warts
Syphilitic choroiditis
Syphilitic sores
Scrumpox
Scrotal pustules
streptococcal ballinitis
Trichovaginitis
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Originally posted by ClownioOK then...............
Antertior uveitis
Ballanital chancroids
diplococcal cephalitis
Epididimitis
Dhobi's itch
Gonorrhea
Gonoccocal urethritis
Herpes
interstitial keratitis
Meningomyelitis
Monilial infections
NSU
Penile warts
Syphilitic choroiditis
Syphilitic sores
Scrumpox
Scrotal pustules
streptococcal ballinitis
Trichovaginitis
Courtesy of Monty Python.
And now I hope your contacting everyone you slept with?Comment
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Originally posted by wendigo100Urethritis
Vaginal thrush
******'s wrist
I believe you may be "Involved" with Clownio.
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