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    Originally posted by TriggerHippy View Post
    Spelunking .... it's not for everyone ....
    Think of it as "one way" spelunking

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      Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
      Think of it as "one way" spelunking
      Ah ... and the parting message .... ??

      Here lies Menelaus, my hubby.
      I knew him very well.
      The police never suspected me.
      They thought he tripped and fell.
      The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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        Originally posted by TriggerHippy View Post
        Ah ... and the parting message .... ??

        Here lies Menelaus, my hubby.
        I knew him very well.
        The police never suspected me.
        They thought he tripped and fell.
        More like:

        Menelaus
        Date of Birth
        Lost <date><year>
        Last known position <lat/long>

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          Originally posted by TriggerHippy View Post
          Ah ... and the parting message .... ??

          Here lies Menelaus, my hubby.
          I knew him very well.
          The police never suspected me.
          They thought he tripped and fell.
          That's how my great uncle snuffed it
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            That's how my great uncle snuffed it
            I bet that put a damper on spending weekends staying with the great aunt ...
            The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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              Originally posted by TriggerHippy View Post
              I bet that put a damper on spending weekends staying with the great aunt ...
              She got all the money and moved. Fast.
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                She got all the money and moved. Fast.
                Well ... given the circumstances, I guess it was hard to refuse an offer from Lord Lucan ...
                The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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                  Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                  More like:

                  Menelaus
                  Date of Birth
                  Lost <date><year>
                  Last known position <lat/long>
                  Given that 75% of the world is water, you've a good chance of a watery grave .... the only problem being every time you take a shovelful, the damn hole fill in just as quick ....
                  The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    I'm really struggling with this Ruddles County. It is not nice. It is flat, fairly bland and has an after-taste like a day old can of McEwans. (Yes, I DO know what drinking a can of McEwans that was opened yesterday is like.)

                    Time for a Tribute to wash it away.

                    Ooh that does surprise me.

                    I've settled on Ruddles County as one of my favourites after Abbot Ale and maybe Butcombe Gold, each to their own I suppose.
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                      Ooh that does surprise me.

                      I've settled on Ruddles County as one of my favourites after Abbot Ale and maybe Butcombe Gold, each to their own I suppose.
                      I'm not a fan of Abbot Ale either.

                      So it's a good job there's so many to choose from.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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