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Ah ... and the parting message .... ??Originally posted by Menelaus View PostThink of it as "one way" spelunking
Here lies Menelaus, my hubby.
I knew him very well.
The police never suspected me.
They thought he tripped and fell.The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....Comment
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More like:Originally posted by TriggerHippy View PostAh ... and the parting message .... ??
Here lies Menelaus, my hubby.
I knew him very well.
The police never suspected me.
They thought he tripped and fell.
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That's how my great uncle snuffed itOriginally posted by TriggerHippy View PostAh ... and the parting message .... ??
Here lies Menelaus, my hubby.
I knew him very well.
The police never suspected me.
They thought he tripped and fell.
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I bet that put a damper on spending weekends staying with the great aunt ...Originally posted by Zippy View PostThat's how my great uncle snuffed it
The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....Comment
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She got all the money and moved. Fast.Originally posted by TriggerHippy View PostI bet that put a damper on spending weekends staying with the great aunt ...+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Well ... given the circumstances, I guess it was hard to refuse an offer from Lord Lucan ...Originally posted by Zippy View PostShe got all the money and moved. Fast.The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....Comment
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Given that 75% of the world is water, you've a good chance of a watery grave .... the only problem being every time you take a shovelful, the damn hole fill in just as quick ....Originally posted by Menelaus View PostMore like:
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI'm really struggling with this Ruddles County. It is not nice. It is flat, fairly bland and has an after-taste like a day old can of McEwans. (Yes, I DO know what drinking a can of McEwans that was opened yesterday is like.)
Time for a Tribute to wash it away.
Ooh that does surprise me.
I've settled on Ruddles County as one of my favourites after Abbot Ale and maybe Butcombe Gold, each to their own I suppose.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I'm not a fan of Abbot Ale either.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostOoh that does surprise me.
I've settled on Ruddles County as one of my favourites after Abbot Ale and maybe Butcombe Gold, each to their own I suppose.
So it's a good job there's so many to choose from.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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