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    #21
    I don't have any fat friends, Am I fatist?
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #22
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      I don't have any fat friends, Am I fatist?
      <DEL>
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #23
        Where is the weaping smilie? Your rapier wit has cut me to shreds. Why did you make me this way Lord?
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #24
          Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
          Not The InterGalactic Laxative ? ??

          The intergalactic laxative,
          Will get you from here to there.

          Relieve you and believe me,
          Without a worry or care.

          If pooing is your problem,
          When you're out there in the stars,
          Oh, the intergalactic laxative
          Will get you from here to Mars.


          That's more like it
          The pope is a tard.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            I don't have any fat friends, Am I fatist?
            You have me

            The pope is a tard.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              I don't have any fat friends, Am I fatist?
              Probably not.

              However, if you make jokes about fat people then say "It's ok, loads of my friends are fat" then you probably are fatist.
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #27
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                You have me

                Of course, I wobble a man boob at you in solidarity
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  Of course, I wobble a man boob at you in solidarity
                  You have moobs Bagpuss?
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    No lash for me tonight - driving test number 6 tomorrow
                    Best of luck luvvie - 6 isn't so bad. My Mam took it 12 times before she passed!
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #30
                      Very interested to know if these pills really do work.

                      For a friend you know...

                      Rhubarb.

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