I don't have any fat friends, Am I fatist?
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI don't have any fat friends, Am I fatist?
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Where is the weaping smilie? Your rapier wit has cut me to shreds. Why did you make me this way Lord?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostNot The InterGalactic Laxative ? ??
The intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me,
Without a worry or care.
If pooing is your problem,
When you're out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars.
That's more like it
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Probably not.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI don't have any fat friends, Am I fatist?
However, if you make jokes about fat people then say "It's ok, loads of my friends are fat" then you probably are fatist."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Of course, I wobble a man boob at you in solidarityOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostYou have me
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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You have moobs Bagpuss?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostOf course, I wobble a man boob at you in solidarity
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Best of luck luvvie - 6 isn't so bad. My Mam took it 12 times before she passed!Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostNo lash for me tonight - driving test number 6 tomorrow
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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