yeah, the all day benders can't help. 3 pints Lager is equiv to a Mc Meal IIRC
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Sally's still on the Alco-pop and Kebab diet, staple of the North.Comment
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No lash for me tonight - driving test number 6 tomorrowOriginally posted by sasguru View Post
The pope is a tard.Comment
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What on earth makes you think I drink pints of lager?!!!Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
The pope is a tard.Comment
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What do you drink?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Vodka and diet coke of course - it's what fat girls drink to make them feel less guilty about scoffing a whole pizza on the way home.Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
Do you know nothing?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Won't you be banished from the North if you get under 15 stone?Comment
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Possibly, yeah. I'll have to start watching my back - which will be handy cause I'll actually be able to bend round and see it!Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThe pope is a tard.Comment
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Not The InterGalactic Laxative ? ??Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
The intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me,
Without a worry or care.
If pooing is your problem,
When you're out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars.Comment
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