Slogan help.

[johnhol]

Hello All.

I'm a new contractor amd have now setup my own ltd, website, email account etc etc though now looking at ordering some business cards.

Got the design, basic logo and content though struggling with a slogan.

I'm a Senior Tester/ Test Lead so anything testing/QA related.

Thought about:

Quality is never automatic.

Adding Quality and Confidence

But they sound worse the more i say them...the last one less though

Any advice (sensible) would be great.

 

[DimPrawn]

Much cheapness, plenty quickness.

 

[Rookie]

To me. To you. To me. To you.

 

[Drewster]

Any advice (sensible) would be great.

Don't do it!

Seriously - DON'T!!

 

[zara_backdog]

Ensuring quality delivered solutions



A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess. A tester comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.
After the tester has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs. "Isn't that just like a tester, we're looking for the height and he gives us the length."

 

[Mich the Tester]

To me. To you. To me. To you.

I'll have you in court for copyright.

 

[Bagpuss]

It's good, but it's not quite right

 

[voodooflux]

Right up your quality street.

 

[Churchill]

Skegness - it's sh!te!

 

[johnhol]

Skegness - it's sh!te!

Not sure that's going to give the right impression, but thanks anyway