Qualität, Wert, Pünktlich
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
They sound crap because they are crap. Slogans are crap. Testers know when stuff is crap and can prove it. Don't bother with a slogan. It'll only make other testers laugh.Originally posted by johnhol View PostHello All.
I'm a new contractor amd have now setup my own ltd, website, email account etc etc though now looking at ordering some business cards.
Got the design, basic logo and content though struggling with a slogan.
I'm a Senior Tester/ Test Lead so anything testing/QA related.
Thought about:
Quality is never automatic.
Adding Quality and Confidence
But they sound worse the more i say them...the last one less though
Any advice (sensible) would be great.
Unless it goes along the lines of 'Testers can prove that your software is crap'.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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We do QA every day,
But you're safe with us as we're not gay,
Wa'hay!!!
Royalties please.Sval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.
Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational signature about being a winner.Comment
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Is Scunthorpe, the only town with a **** in it?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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No, Swindon's got one as well.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIs Scunthorpe, the only town with a **** in it?Comment
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Don't do it.Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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Good one. Very appropriate for a tester.Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Don't do it.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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JohnholCo: We test the **** out of everything!I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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