Slogan help.

[EternalOptimist]

bollox Shirley?

<cough>

[sasguru]

Putting the RAM into your programmers!

[Churchill]

bollox Shirley?

Is that a verb?

[Mich the Tester]

'Your product is crap, and I'll tell you why'

That's pretty close to the truth unfortunately, especially since developers starting doing all that CMMi crap.

[Drewster]

Is that a verb?

I bollox'd Shirley
You bollox'd Shirley
She bollox'd Shirley
They bollox'd Shirley
I would like to bollox Shirley

I guess so!

[Bagpuss]

Don't get me started on immigrants or house prices

[NotAllThere]

...

Any advice (sensible) would be great.

But extremely unlikely.

"Better than any permie"
"Kerching"
"Just give me the f...ing money"

[lightng]

I'm a picky b@stad, I am.

[lightng]

Infosys say 'winning in a flat world'. I say 'Doing better than most in a roughly spheroid world'. That's the difference testing makes.

[Mich the Tester]

Not only your software, but your permie staff are crap, and I can prove it.