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Assuming GB leaves it to the last possible date, and assuming that May 6th 2010 is the last possible date we have

442

days of this shower left
 
Assuming GB leaves it to the last possible date, and assuming that May 6th 2010 is the last possible date we have

442

days of this shower left

:spel 3 June 2010

So GB gets an extra 35 days assuming he doesn't use the terrorism or parliament acts to abolish elections altogether.
 
So there's 477 *******-up days left.

Is there anything more that Gordon Brown and the Labour party could do to the economy to make it worse? One a day. I'll start:

477 days to go - Buy back the gold they sold, now worth over three times as much as they sold it for. Announce it a month in advance first though, to make sure we buy at the very top of the market.
 
On the bright side, the chances of Labour returning to power within 3 or 4 elections are surely not very high.

It'll be pretty easy for the tories. I can imagine the election posters now.

1979 Labour bankrupts Britain
2009 Labour bankrupts Britain.
Never again.
 
So there's 477 *******-up days left.

Is there anything more that Gordon Brown and the Labour party could do to the economy to make it worse? One a day. I'll start:

477 days to go - Buy back the gold they sold, now worth over three times as much as they sold it for. Announce it a month in advance first though, to make sure we buy at the very top of the market.

You have to get into Gordy mindset to see how this works

Sell the gold - announce that you are selling it and the price drops. We then sell all our rubbish gold.

Buy the gold - announce that you are buying it and the price goes up. We then buy some really top quality gold. Ok it costs more than our rubbish gold but it's better gold because it cost more.
 
On the bright side, the chances of Labour returning to power within 3 or 4 elections are surely not very high.

It'll be pretty easy for the tories. I can imagine the election posters now.

1979 Labour bankrupts Britain
2009 Labour bankrupts Britain.
Never again.
Unfortunately every generation has to learn this truth for themselves.:eyes

Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it (Lincoln?)
 

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