Originally posted by steve'O
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no your not! your real name is Jane......SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are) -
So! SandyDown
What's a good looking Batgirl like you, doing in a seedy, fat balding cyber-transexualist geeks fantasy like this?
See I got style
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I've a problem too - there is this fat old slapper where I work who keeps rubbing up against me and giggling. I try and be polite and gently let her down but she is infatuated and way out her league. How do I get this old trout off my trouser snake and put out to pasture ?Comment
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That's right, and I'm still enjoying that wolf with the enormous swinging nads!!!Originally posted by The Lone GunmanHey, there is a queue here, you will have to fight wage and me if you want to jump this line.
Sandy, I think you've missed the point. The whole point of nookie in the workplace is to be discovered...hmmmm, audience watching, naked bodies, oh the humiliation and staring
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Originally posted by JabberwockyI've a problem too - there is this fat old slapper where I work who keeps rubbing up against me and giggling. I try and be polite and gently let her down but she is infatuated and way out her league. How do I get this old trout off my trouser snake and put out to pasture ?
I'd take the other's advice, shag her, film it, post itComment
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Ahhhh, great to see my influence has been rubbing off on othersOriginally posted by SandyDownI'd take the other's advice, shag her, film it, post it
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Ohh I can't do that - I am her manager ...Originally posted by SandyDownI'd take the other's advice, shag her, film it, post itComment
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Originally posted by JabberwockyOhh I can't do that - I am her manager ...
In which case I think its your duty as a caring manager to relieve the woman... you must shag her NOW... take her to an urgent meeting clear the board romm table .. and do your duty ...
aaahhh all the things managers have to do in the name of team spiritComment
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