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    #31
    Originally posted by steve'O
    I THINK YOURE ON THE WRONG SITE!
    we're all fat balding cyber-transexualist geeks here
    no your not! your real name is Jane......
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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      #32
      So! SandyDown
      What's a good looking Batgirl like you, doing in a seedy, fat balding cyber-transexualist geeks fantasy like this?

      See I got style

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        #33
        I've a problem too - there is this fat old slapper where I work who keeps rubbing up against me and giggling. I try and be polite and gently let her down but she is infatuated and way out her league. How do I get this old trout off my trouser snake and put out to pasture ?

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          #34
          Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
          Hey, there is a queue here, you will have to fight wage and me if you want to jump this line.
          That's right, and I'm still enjoying that wolf with the enormous swinging nads!!!

          Sandy, I think you've missed the point. The whole point of nookie in the workplace is to be discovered...hmmmm, audience watching, naked bodies, oh the humiliation and staring
          Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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            #35
            Take her up the OXO tower , she will never forgive you

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              #36
              Originally posted by Jabberwocky
              I've a problem too - there is this fat old slapper where I work who keeps rubbing up against me and giggling. I try and be polite and gently let her down but she is infatuated and way out her league. How do I get this old trout off my trouser snake and put out to pasture ?

              I'd take the other's advice, shag her, film it, post it

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                #37
                Originally posted by SandyDown
                I'd take the other's advice, shag her, film it, post it
                Ahhhh, great to see my influence has been rubbing off on others
                Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by SandyDown
                  I'd take the other's advice, shag her, film it, post it
                  Ohh I can't do that - I am her manager ...

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                    #39
                    SO which one of you is goona post on the new shag it, film it, post it board?

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Jabberwocky
                      Ohh I can't do that - I am her manager ...

                      In which case I think its your duty as a caring manager to relieve the woman... you must shag her NOW... take her to an urgent meeting clear the board romm table .. and do your duty ...

                      aaahhh all the things managers have to do in the name of team spirit

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