What do you do

[steve'O]

Who's got the camera! WHO's GOT THE CAMERA!!!

[WageSlave]

Go on Jabber, cover her in Swarfega and use the sink plunger!!! DO IT, MAN, DO IT!!! Use that bicycle pump, inflate her legs and call her auntie. Oh yes, hubbering like a fish at the stove.

[n5gooner]

In which case I think its your duty as a caring manager to relieve the woman... you must shag her NOW... take her to an urgent meeting clear the board romm table .. and do your duty ...

aaahhh all the things managers have to do in the name of team spirit

then post the film of it that security have...........

[Jabberwocky]

Well I am in the boardroom and I've found a tub of marg from the fridge. Let's do that last tango ...

[wendigo100]

There's this bloke who works for me who keeps flirting with me. Now, I'm not the carpet-munching type, but he won't take the hint.

Should I give him a good slapping? I know Llap-Goch.

[WageSlave]

Write on her face with dry wipe marker and smell her like a gibbon.

[The Lone Gunman]

Please people, have a heart. I havent been home in a fortnight. Bolocks like milk churns. Even after this afternoons frantic action.

[WageSlave]

Please people, have a heart. I havent been home in a fortnight. Bolocks like milk churns. Even after this afternoons frantic action.

I know you haven't been home. The giant wicker tulipsu in your garden grows by the day, waiting for you to return. Tonight I will start to dig the moat around your house.

[Chico]

There's this bloke who works for me who keeps flirting with me. Now, I'm not the carpet-munching type, but he won't take the hint.

Should I give him a good slapping? I know Llap-Goch.

wendigo - thought you were a bloke?

[The Lone Gunman]

Flirt with him Sandy, to extremes.

Short skirt tomorrow and keep flashing your giggle band!

Let us know what happens.