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    #21
    I may not be on an extortionate day rate like some of you guys but my FIANCEE (as of November'08) is a GLAMOUR MODEL
    Makes you wonder what you can get on a high rate
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #22
      Offer the sun a tell-all story of how she ran off with the big brother runner up of yesteryear that she met on the photo shoot I paid for.

      NetwkSupport
      Shoulda just kept my mouth shut me thinks....

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        #23
        I don't know what my rate is, but company income is at its highest ever and I think my mortgage is not capped.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #24
          Originally posted by NetwkSupport View Post
          Shoulda just kept my mouth shut me thinks....
          You do realise we're expecting to see photos now
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #25
            Originally posted by expat View Post
            I can do smug on one of these: I am billing the highest rate I ever have.
            No agent.
            In Euros.
            I wasn't qualified to post in this thread, but my smug schadenfreude level just rose above the required threshold...
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #26
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              You do realise we're expecting to see photos now
              WHS with bells on. I can provide these as props if necessary.

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                #27
                You do realise we're expecting photos now
                She'd cut my #### off.

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                  #28
                  Each to their own

                  Originally posted by NetwkSupport View Post
                  She'd cut my #### off.
                  Bit extreme but I suppose there's a market for everything out there

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by NetwkSupport View Post
                    Shoulda just kept my mouth shut me thinks....
                    Nah, I think most would shout it from the rooftops in your position.

                    Provided of course you post a couple links as proof. Fortune Green has kindly created a thread to help you out.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by NetwkSupport View Post
                      She'd cut my #### off.
                      meh.....wants to be a glamour model, so i conclude 2 things....

                      1 - wants to be seen in papers, mags etc in threadbare outfits for money, so why would she bothered with a few freebies here

                      2 - she's clearly as thick as **** and will never find out you posted photos on t'interweb

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