I knew there were a lot of smug people here. Just needed to coax them out..
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15 minutes is a marathon mate...Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostHow much is a 15 minute quicky?Older and ...well, just older!!Comment
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I can do smug on one of these: I am billing the highest rate I ever have.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThis thread is dedicated to those on a good contract rate with no sign of it being canned, or those on a tracker mortgage with no collar or mortgage fully paid off, or those shagging gorgeous women and buying expensive things to sneer at the less fortunate and brim over with smugness at the failures in life.
Enjoy.

No agent.
In Euros.Comment
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What are the props? Surely there isn't much to organise in the way of clothing?Originally posted by NetwkSupport View PostIm organising a posh looking shoot for her (hair/makeup/photographer/posh city apartment/props & clothing) as we speak...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Ones that need batteries.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWhat are the props? Surely there isn't much to organise in the way of clothing?
HTHComment
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its not nude, glamour is more outfits, fast cars, stilleto's, whips, cartons of milk accidentally poured down t-shirt...cant go wrong with a few props.Comment
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Man, this is sounding really classy...Originally posted by Unicorn View PostOnes that need batteries.
HTHOlder and ...well, just older!!Comment
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...ah setting her up for a life in the jet set.Originally posted by NetwkSupport View PostNice to have a thread that isnt doom and gloom!!
Let me start it off....
I may not be on an extortionate day rate like some of you guys but my FIANCEE (as of November'08) is a GLAMOUR MODEL (not a household name as yet) and regularily appears in lads mags.
Im organising a posh looking shoot for her (hair/makeup/photographer/posh city apartment/props & clothing) as we speak...
hows that for a plan B


That's nice of you.
But what will you do afterwards?I'm alright JackComment
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Offer the sun a tell-all story of how she ran off with the big brother runner up of yesteryear that she met on the photo shoot I paid for.Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post...ah setting her up for a life in the jet set.
That's nice of you.
But what will you do afterwards?
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