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Thieving &^$*&^*($

oracleslave

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Got a call from my neighbours second day of my holiday to let me know my front door had been crowbarred/kicked in and the coppers were on their way. In broad foookin daylight and nobody saw/heard a thing. I have been offered trauma counselling but I only want to inflict GBH on the muthaf***** that has my laptops, cellphones, PS3 etc etc.

Am off to get a piece of string and a shotgun. :mad :mad :mad
 
Got a call from my neighbours second day of my holiday to let me know my front door had been crowbarred/kicked in and the coppers were on their way. In broad foookin daylight and nobody saw/heard a thing. I have been offered trauma counselling but I only want to inflict GBH on the muthaf***** that has my laptops, cellphones, PS3 etc etc.

Am off to get a piece of string and a shotgun. :mad :mad :mad

Jesus OS, thats awful!! :hug:

Are you far away, will you be able to get back to sort everything out?
 
I had a ££££ mountain bike stolen not long ago from the train station right outside the transport police office - nobody saw a :mad -

Then some drunk dropped a massive stone in front car window damaging the bonnet. £££ :mad and now bl$£$ automatic windscreen sensor does not work :mad

Hanging is to good for them - it's a good kick up the ar$e they need.

There's a special pair of extra polished toe caps here that would gladly assist in delivering punishment if you find those thieving gypsies...
 
Sorry to hear that. They will be back (or their mates) in a few weeks after you have replaced the goods. My advice is setup some webcams uploading offsite (can be done by Ftp or email. One of my favourite cams is my doorbell webcam.

Also backup your data and keep it off site.

PS you can set up security to send you a text if someone trys to get in.
 
Bring on Sharia law then - two thefts by the same person and they'd have to learn new skills...
 

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