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    #41
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?

    Outlaws are wanted.....
    Coat sir?
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #42
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      Coat sir?
      I already got it.....

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        #43
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        I already got it.....
        eee, you wont feel the benefit



        -my granny



        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #44
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I already got it.....
          Good man.

          The taxi is outside waiting.
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #45
            Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
            Good man.

            The taxi is outside waiting.
            Not the one driven by atw where I have to listen to his economic theories on the way home?

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              #46
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Not the one driven by atw where I have to listen to his economic theories on the way home?
              No.

              This one is driven by Barbara, the transsexual taxi driver.
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #47
                Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                No.

                This one is driven by Barbara, the transsexual taxi driver.
                I have taken a LOT of taxis recently, and I reckon 90% of the drivers claim not to be 'real' taxi drivers, as in "this isn't my main job, I'm really a [insert better-sounding job here]"

                What's wrong with just being a taxi driver?

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Tensai View Post
                  I have taken a LOT of taxis recently, and I reckon 90% of the drivers claim not to be 'real' taxi drivers, as in "this isn't my main job, I'm really a [insert better-sounding job here]"

                  What's wrong with just being a taxi driver?
                  Thats weird, I get about 4-5 taxis a week and they are all full time taxi drivers, although one or two might have a side business (corner shop or the like)
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by tay View Post
                    What is Plan A?
                    Plan A is naturally to get a well paying contract, preferably one that takes Spacecadet abroad for the period the in-laws are there to stay.
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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