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Sitcom idea

Bagpuss

Double Godlike!
Thanks received
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3 contractors sharing a house

Contractor79
Wilmslow
CyberTory

Provisional title

Who's the biggest loser?

Episode one
Northern Rock, the wet shoes and my God he's Black!
 
3 contractors sharing a house

Contractor79
Wilmslow
CyberTory

Provisional title

Who's the biggest loser?

Episode one
Northern Rock, the wet shoes and my God he's Black!

"Last of the SPAM and Bread"

A heartwarming tale of a sorry-arsed git called Bagpuss who pretends to be a contractor, but, in fact, lives in a bedsit in Penge, with only masturbation and thrice-stewed teabags to provide comfort and sustenance. Co-stars sasguru as a saddo loser tenant who thinks he's the landlord.
 
How could I forget you, a man whose yearly highlight was winning a Pot Noodle fork. A Knobjockey with delusions of grandeur. A pseudo intellectual who has "member of Mencap debating society" on his CV.
 
How could I forget you, a man whose yearly highlight was winning a Pot Noodle fork. A Knobjockey with delusions of grandeur. A pseudo intellectual who has "member of Mencap debating society" on his CV.

Great stuff! Jeremy Kyle is on soon, Baggy, so get the hankies ready and brew those tired old tea bags one more time! Enjoy!
 
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