Road Rage

[Wilmslow]

I take my cardy off and carefully wedge the accelerator pedal down with it, maintaining an economical 56mph.

Then I climb out of the sunroof, edge along the roof, and remove the rear window wiper. Holding on with one hand to the racing spoiler I had fitted, I then wag the wiper disapprovingly at the driver whilst giving them a hard stare like Paddington bear.

It always seems to work!

Wilmslow.

that would be a better option I think....

 

[Jog On]

that would be a better option I think....

No - it wouldn't work on me, the windscreen washer on the other hand..

Please - not the windscreen washer...

Anything but that!!!!

 

[PerlOfWisdom]

self sacrifice

self sacrifice

If you were driving on the left when not overtaking, how is it possible that he could "undettake" you?

I would suggest that maybe you could have moved over to lane 2, let him continue his journey unobstructed, and the incident would have been avoided.

If you and everyone in the outside lane is doing 80 and there is a gap of a few hundred yards in the middle lane before the traffic which is doing 70, the only thing that happens if you pull in to the middle lane is everyone else gets one car-length further on the road and you get stuck behind a load of cars doing 70.

 

[DiscoStu]

Use the windscreen washer on the front – if people drive too close they get sprayed.

You're so lame

 

[NotAllThere]

If you and everyone in the outside lane is doing 80 and there is a gap of a few hundred yards in the middle lane before the traffic which is doing 70, the only thing that happens if you pull in to the middle lane is everyone else gets one car-length further on the road and you get stuck behind a load of cars doing 70.

And you complete your journey 1 minute sooner, if you're very very lucky.

 

[PerlOfWisdom]

And you complete your journey 1 minute sooner, if you're very very lucky.

No, it takes longer at 70 than at 80

 

[Churchill]

I did the windscreen washer trick to get him to back off

Well, that would put the fear of God in any man, wouldn't it?

We had a kid at school who you remind me of. He was a social retard too.

You've never had two kittens called "Charles & Diana" have you?

 

[Ardesco]

Use the windscreen washer on the front – if people drive too close they get sprayed.

May want to sort your windscreen washer alignment out. They shouldn't be spraying people behind you when you use them, they should be spraying your windscreen so that you can wash the dirt off it.....

 

[Churchill]

May want to sort your windscreen washer alignment out. They shouldn't be spraying people behind you when you use them, they should be spraying your windscreen so that you can wash the dirt off it.....

He does drive a Ford PoS, maybe that explains it?

 

[Peoplesoft bloke]

He does drive a Ford PoS, maybe that explains it?

I thought you drove a Range Rover - owned by Ford, oh no hang on, owned by Tata of India.........