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Been there, done that.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI read that article and if anyone asked me questions like that in an interview I would walk out, their loss, my gain.Comment
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hmm. it is in fact a tendency I have to fight against. I hereby appoint you CUK shrink.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWhich in turn implies you would make a large issue out of something minor in the workplace. FAIL...Next!Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Or possibly that the person is stoned, asleep or dead. All the c-responses seem to indicate complete tulip-heads.Originally posted by sasguru View Post...
c) A third response is that people are calm and composed even with the disturbance and uncertainty of the chaos around them. The upheaval of the process, which differs from their expectation, is perceived in an interested manner, their concentration never diminishing, their condition unchanged. This signifies that they are: independent thinking individual’s, that they are patient and alert, and are able to concentrate on the original motive for their presence, however much they have been side-stepped, and are ultimately able to complete the original task. "...
From the original quoted: Coolly asking the policemen whether it is you that has been shouted at, or a stranger, asking for guidance as to how you should act next.
To which the average cop will answer "****-off you prat".Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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For the benefit of all concerned I hereby resign.Originally posted by NotAllThere View Posthmm. it is in fact a tendency I have to fight against. I hereby appoint you CUK shrink.
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Nah, I'm sure for the purposes of this interview he'd be happy to take some time out from his hot pursuit to help you with your reasonable enquiries.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostOr possibly that the person is stoned, asleep or dead. All the c-responses seem to indicate complete tulip-heads.
From the original quoted: Coolly asking the policemen whether it is you that has been shouted at, or a stranger, asking for guidance as to how you should act next.
To which the average cop will answer "****-off you prat".
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I much prefer the wobbly hedgehog,Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWhat
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and the new word, hmm, I'm off to a meeting now. I think I shall try to use it.
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From the context it presumably means "I agree". But I'd never heard of it until a week or so ago, and then everyone on CUK all of a sudden started using it.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWhat
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Obviously a new catch phrase from some chav TV show I wouldn't have seen
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No fly's on you!Originally posted by Marina View PostFrom the context it presumably means "I agree".
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