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    #11
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Which demonstrates your over eagerness to stamp your authority and demand respect - failed.

    Do you ever use the line "Do you know who I am?"?
    Touche! Although I was referring to NAT in my previous post.

    http://www.ahajokes.com/whoami.html

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      #12
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Which demonstrates your over eagerness to stamp your authority and demand respect - failed.

      Do you ever use the line "Do you know who I am?"?
      Which demonstrates your gobby tulipeness.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #13
        Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
        Touche! Although I was referring to NAT in my previous post.

        http://www.ahajokes.com/whoami.html

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          #14
          Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
          They *never* shout "hands up" - they shout "STOP - ARMED POLICE". In these situations it's best to stop.
          When Batman and Robin went to Buckingham Palace Robin stopped, but Batman carried on.

          So all terrorists have to do is dress as Batman, put rolls of explosives round them (police will assume it is fat) and they can blow anything up. sorted!

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Which demonstrates your gobby tulipeness.
            Which demonstrates your irrational hatred for your betters.

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              When Batman and Robin went to Buckingham Palace Robin stopped, but Batman carried on.

              So all terrorists have to do is dress as Batman, put rolls of explosives round them (police will assume it is fat) and they can blow anything up. sorted!
              And not be arabic looking?
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #17
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                And not be arabic looking?
                Or worse, Arabic looking and carrying a backpack.
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #18
                  Where the I scream "You'll never take me a live copper!" answer.

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                    #19
                    Another test

                    Can you read, memorise and copy his fcuking name
                    (chief executive of Nivid Technologies)
                    Pushpendrasinh Jhala

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Which demonstrates your irrational hatred for your betters.

                      Which demonstrates your unwarranted Napoleon Complex
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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