Congratulations

[FiveTimes]

Shush little one, the men are talking.

Have you switched into jousting mode

[HRH]

Have you switched into jousting mode

No no no, I'm not going to joust with mark, he is not worth my attention, bigger fish to fry on this forum than that big girl.

[realityhack]

Yawn.

Jonny - sing a different song, please.

[Jog On]

Here we go again, some days I wonder why I even bother. My posts seem to envoke some kind of feeding frenzy with certain posters where there seems to be people lining up to take pot shots at me. You make me sick.

Don’t let it get to ya’ bro

If it gets too much just take a step away from the screen, go outside, take a breath of fresh air and remind yourself that there’s a real world out there where all the kiddy keyboard warriors couldn’t hold a candle to you.

Peace out

Love ya

[cailin maith]

Don’t let it get to ya’ bro

If it gets too much just take a step away from the screen, go outside, take a breath of fresh air and remind yourself that there’s a real world out there where all the kiddy keyboard warriors couldn’t hold a candle to you.

Peace out

Love ya

Oh dear god - don't you go adding yourself to his fan club

[Jog On]

Oh dear god - don't you go adding yourself to his fan club

After so much jousting you just have to toss in the lance sometimes and let love prevail.

[Bagpuss]

Well done on that major achievement HRH. I'm sure you will be the first to take your hat off to United when they win the league again!

[wobbegong]

Ignore them HRH. You are by far the best poster on CUK.

funniest

Yeah go on HRH, improve our worthless and moribund lives. I need your wisdom and experience, God damn it, and I need it NOW!

[Churchill]

funniest

Yeah go on HRH, improve our worthless and moribund lives. I need your wisdom and experience, God damn it, and I need it NOW!

Have patience, he's googling the word "moribund" to see if it's a jousting term.

[Jog On]

Much more of this and you lot are going to make me get my lance out.