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I'm a very odd squirrel, I feel unsafe now.
My grandad was a master of a lodge up North - have his certificate and paraphernalia in a box in the loft. As a student I used to work in a hotel that catered for lodge meetings - one of them once said I was entitled to join if my grandad was a member, but that could be rubbish for all I know.
Fear not young Ninja Squirrel, I meant Odd Squirrel Fanciers and Molesters (OSFAMs) not yer actual arborial rodents.
I see you have also used my favourite word "paraphernalia" in your post, for which I will eternally love you, whether you like it or not.
That thing about the Grandad is rubbish AFAIK, but there may be some obscure lore somewhere. Church?

