Originally posted by hattra
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Chico - please explain
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Me!? You mean my rectal gas problem?Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee -
I was actually referring to the crop circles - but now you mention it, there is a strange smell in here.............Originally posted by WageSlaveMe!? You mean my rectal gas problem?Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh
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That, I'm afraid, is the cause of the crop circles. You know how it is... pleasant day, ramble through the countryside, lovely field of golden corn, too much chicken tikka for lunch, sudden explosion, reports of strange blast marks in fieds....Originally posted by hattraI was actually referring to the crop circles - but now you mention it, there is a strange smell in here.............Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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It's so satisfying when you can explain two mysteries at once, or unify two theories, don't you think - your rectal gas problem and crop circles - cause and effect - who'd have thought it! What about mysterious lights in the sky - was that you and your cigarette lighter?Originally posted by WageSlaveThat, I'm afraid, is the cause of the crop circles. You know how it is... pleasant day, ramble through the countryside, lovely field of golden corn, too much chicken tikka for lunch, sudden explosion, reports of strange blast marks in fieds....
Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh
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Afraid that comes back to rectal gas again. On the place returning from the hols in Alicante, stomach full of dodgy paella, desperate rush to the toilet, captain decides to jettison the toxic load into the evening sky, substances come into contact with fresh air....Originally posted by hattraIt's so satisfying when you can explain two mysteries at once, or unify two theories, don't you think - your rectal gas problem and crop circles - cause and effect - who'd have thought it! What about mysterious lights in the sky - was that you and your cigarette lighter?
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Thought so - we're on a roll here - if we keep this up, we might be able to folmulate the Rectal Gas Theory of EverythingOriginally posted by WageSlaveAfraid that comes back to rectal gas again. On the place returning from the hols in Alicante, stomach full of dodgy paella, desperate rush to the toilet, captain decides to jettison the toxic load into the evening sky, substances come into contact with fresh air....
OK - so the next bit - in terms of your rectal gasses, how do you explain Chico?Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh
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He's the solid bit that you thought you'd wiped off.Originally posted by hattraThought so - we're on a roll here - if we keep this up, we might be able to folmulate the Rectal Gas Theory of Everything
OK - so the next bit - in terms of your rectal gasses, how do you explain Chico?
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