Is it normal

[Bagpuss]

Apparently for some reason they are more insterested in sausage without a bun. Must be the atkins diet!

[Pepe's Spicy Sausage]

Looks like my new life has already started....

[Lucifer Box]

Nah, doesn't appeal to my romantic notions. I would have to change my name to Joe, wear a white t-shirt and live in Balham with a woman called Pat. Although Pat would provide me with plaice and chips each evening before settling down to watch Wheel of Fortune, she would be having a secret affair with Tim, a self-employed paper hanger.
In our bedroom we would have brown suitcases filled with old blonde wigs, crammed between the wardrobe and the ceiling.

Yes, but think of the kudos of being known as Mr Whippy.

[The Lone Gunman]

visual joke

whats this. (gunman squats in almost seated position and moves arse in horizontal circular motion)?










Mr Whippy having a S H I T.