....to lose the will to live while on a client site?
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It's obligatoryThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
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One can gain brief respite by writing imaginative things on the time-sheets.Originally posted by zeitghostOnly at end of contract.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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It's Wednesday...half way through the week...already lost the will to live...
Am seriously considering jacking it all in to start a new life as a hot dog vendor in Hyde Park called Pepe. Stall will be called, 'Pepe's Spicy Sausage Stall'.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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'Pepe's Spicy Sausage'
No, best to try Clapham commonThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Try an ice cream van franchise, Slave. One of the few occupations where your clients are always pleased to see you.Originally posted by WageSlaveIt's Wednesday...half way through the week...already lost the will to live...
Am seriously considering jacking it all in to start a new life as a hot dog vendor in Hyde Park called Pepe. Stall will be called, 'Pepe's Spicy Sausage Stall'.
Lucifer in "99 with sprinkles and raspberry sauce" mode.Comment
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Do they get many tourists in need of a hot dog and ketchup in Clapham?Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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Hot Dog and Mayo is more commonplace allegedly!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Nah, doesn't appeal to my romantic notions. I would have to change my name to Joe, wear a white t-shirt and live in Balham with a woman called Pat. Although Pat would provide me with plaice and chips each evening before settling down to watch Wheel of Fortune, she would be having a secret affair with Tim, a self-employed paper hanger.Originally posted by Lucifer BoxTry an ice cream van franchise, Slave. One of the few occupations where your clients are always pleased to see you.
In our bedroom we would have brown suitcases filled with old blonde wigs, crammed between the wardrobe and the ceiling.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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