Why do....

[sasguru]

I like it when my colleagues ask me if I can touch my elbows together behind my back. I fall for it everytime.

I like the cut of yer jib, Crack Ho. Are you really female?

[ChimpMaster]

I like the cut of yer jib, Crack Ho. Are you really female?

Dude, she's a crack ho - £30 will get you a full hour of unprotected action. A bargain, and you'll get a selection of free STDs thrown in too!

[gingerjedi]

I was sat at my desk this morning when wonder woman walked in, boots, stockings, hot pants, the lot, it was like my wildest fantasy had come true.... but then she shook her bucket and it cost me £2.

Bloody Wogan.

[Jog On]

Reminds me of a place I worked at once when there was a knock on the door and 2 FHM girls wearing next to nothing came in – they were giving out special FHM England flags (it was Euro 2004)

[KathyWoolfe]

Dead from the waist down

I think all the males in our office must be dead from the waist down as none of the fanciable women get any reaction (including me).
It must have something to do with the machine-dispensed coffe (or perhaps all the radiation from the VDU screens have wiped their minds.

Hold on....why are they all wearing hands-free mobile phone headsets??????

[ChimpMaster]

Hold on....why are they all wearing hands-free mobile phone headsets??????

Eh? What's that got to do with the price of nuclear refined uranium in Tehran?

[KathyWoolfe]

Eh? What's that got to do with the price of nuclear refined uranium in Tehran?

You're obviously not a fan of the Doctor........

[DimPrawn]

I think all the males in our office must be dead from the waist down as none of the fanciable women get any reaction (including me).

You'd prefer to be tripping over their tongues when you walk in?

[BoredBloke]

When I saw this as

Why do.....

I thought

....birds suddenly appear

Reminds me I must get something to eat