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    #41
    You should have a personalized number plate. c**t1 is available

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      #42
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Uncouth scots.
      Yes we were indeed uncouth. Very uncouth, slightly pished and having a great time.
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #43
        Just cos you have hair round your mouth doesn't mean you need to talk like a coont.

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          #44
          I have always found that a violent physical assault beats a snappy riposte every time
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #45
            I have always found that a violent physical assault beats a snappy riposte every time
            oooh check out Mr Tough Guy... I bet you aint so tough without your large metal helmet protecting your noggin !!!

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              #46
              Its fibreglass
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #47
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                Old but good..

                I'd like to say I've enjoyed working here, but I can't
                If someone said that to me I would turn it around with this follow on reply....

                ....think of enough words to describe how happy I've been."

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                  #48
                  Its fibreglass
                  Thats materialist....

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    I thought good sex burned calories though!

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                      #50
                      I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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